#a little impatient there eh grant?

[ “DAMMIT LEE WRITE AWAY THE CONFEDERACY FASTER” ]

2 years ago · 31 notes · Reblog

Welcome to all of you.

sky-tinted-water-deactivated201 whispered,

M-Mister Lincoln! Is it really you?

Yes?

Why wouldn’t it be I?

plays

…I’m not sure that this is how our great founding father’s story went.

2 years ago · 6 notes · Reblog

askmaryland whispered,

M-Mr. Lincoln? Is that really you? ...oh shit.

Yes, it is I.

George Washington

third-presidents-r-us:

dr-benjamin-franklin:

((I.
LOVE.
YOU.

GUYS CHECK THIS OUT.))

[[ YES ]]

(( Yes good. ))

2 years ago · 12 notes · Reblog

oldhonestabe started following you

shes-a-pirate:

oldhonestabe:

shes-a-pirate:

…o_o

h-hello, mr. president!!!!

Hello, miss.

Your clothing is certainly odd.

How are you this evening?

/jesus christ it’s fucking abraham lincoln WHAT DO I DO

i’m very well, thank you, and yourself???

oh i guess it would be huh

I am as well as I can be during these tough times.

I am happy to hear that you are doing “very well.”

Such happiness is needed these days.

2 years ago · 11 notes · Reblog
#shesapirate 

oldhonestabe started following you

president-jfkennedy:

oldhonestabe:

president-jfkennedy:

My idol

Why, thank you.  What is your name, if I might ask?

I feel that together, we will be able to overcome the evils of the Confederates and the Communists.

The name’s John Kennedy, good sir.

A future president of these United States. I can tell you all that you need to know!

Yes. In this fight for freedom, we will stop at nothing to create a more peaceful, free world.

The future?

That seems rather impossible, but you do seem like a wonderful man.

I’m afraid there are too many of you to welcome individually.

However, welcome to you none the less.

I do hope you are all supportive of this great Union of ours.

throneofchaos-deactivated201210 whispered,

Dangle for asking, I am gut. Just wery busy with training my military and such. Is there anything I can assist you with?

Military training?

A lady such as yourself should not be serving.  Do you not have a husband off fighting for you?